For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

Weekend Fun..... !

​URGENTLY NEEDED...
Not Blood,
But
An ELECTRICIAN, to Restore the Current between People,
Who do not Speak to Each Other Any more.

An OPTICIAN, to Change the Outlook of People.

An ARTIST, to Draw a Smile on Everyone's Face.

A CONSTRUCTION WORKER,
to Build a Bridge between Neighbours.

A GARDENER,
to Cultivate Good Thoughts.


Last But Not The Least
A MATHS TEACHER,
for All of Us to Relearn How to Count on Each Other....

[Papu]

[Papu]

when a musician i hate comes out with a song i like !

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[Papu]

SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop


SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop gave an advertisement...!

Helper required.. Qualification:- Must have diabetes!

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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!
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[Papu]

Wife (on phone)
Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai.

Husband- Aisa karo
thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do.

Wife- Kya usese kaam ho jayega.

Husband- Try to karo.

After 15 mins , husband calls wife.
Husband- Tumne try kiya??

Wife- Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya!!!

[Papu]

All in the Name!

A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt down!"

So he runs outside but then he thinks, "I don't have a house."

So he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey.

Another guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your dad died!"

And so he runs out of the bar, gets on his horse and rides a little ways but then thinks, "I don't' have a dad."

So he goes back into the bar and drinks almost all of his whiskey when another guy runs in and says, "Bill! You won the lottery!"

So he runs out, gets on his horse and rides all the way to the bank but then thinks, 'My name's not Bill.'

[Papu]

Class me top na karo-
Warna log tumse jalne lagege
.
.
.
Hamesha late class me jao -
Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad
rakhega..
.
.
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai ,
.
.
Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke "2" marks se
to izzat ke "0" acche hai...

[Papu]

Me aur tum gar ..........

[Papu]