For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

Sardar was driving car very fast. Traffic police caught him.

Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.

Police-witout Teacher?
Sardar-ya,its correspondence Course...

[Papu]

آگ لگنے کی صورت میں
ہوسٹل کے کمرے میں داخل ہوتے ہی میری نظر سامنے دیوار پر لگے ہوئے پوسٹر پر پڑی ۔ جس پر درج تھا کہ آگ لگنے کی صورت میں اگلے صفحے پر معلومات حاصل کریں مارے تجسس کے میں نے جلدی سے صفحہ الٹ دیا ۔
جس پر لکھا تھا۔
’’بے وقوف آگ لگنے کی صورت میں ‘‘۔

[Papu]

[Papu]

One day a teacher was talking about marriage
in class...
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like
Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...
do you want her to be cool & calm like the
moon?
Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and
white?
Johny: No, no...
Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and
beautiful like d moon?
Johny: No, no...
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in
the morning...!!!
man will b man

[Papu]

Always Love Your Husband

Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?

Love him if he criticises your cooking because he is still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.

Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence.

[-=M_ADNAN=-]

[Papu]

[Papu]

[Papu]

when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love,
.
.
.
After marriage, it is self-defence.

[Papu]

بیٹی،
امی، میرا انگلش ٹیچر کتنا خوبصورت ھے نا ؟
امی،
بیٹی ، استاد باپ کی جگہ ھوتا ھے
بیٹی،
آپ بھی نا ھمیشہ اپنے چکروں میں رھنا،
ھمارا کبھی نہ سوچنا ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔