For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

A mother in Hyderabad, India was talking to her son in typical Hyderabadi Hindi.

Mother: Tu kaiku rora? (Why are you crying?)

Son: Teacher maari merku. (The teacher hit me.)

Mother: Kaiku maari re chudail ne? (Why did she hit you?)

Son: Kyonki mai usku murgi bola. (Because I called her a HEN.)

Mom: Kaiku re?? (Why?)

Son: Kaiku bole toh, har exam mein anda deri merku. (Because she gave me a round "EGG" in all the exams.)

[Papu]

Interviewer: "congratulations,
you are selected.
Your first year salary is 60,000 &
Next year it will be 1 lakh.

Sardar: "thank you,
I'll join next year..

[Papu]

[Papu]

[Papu]

A teacher asked three benefits of having a banana after telling about good food habits..

a boy stands up and says...

a) It is rich in calcium..makes bones strong.
b) It reduces cholesterol...makes heart strong.
c) It reduces risk of cancer...makes life long.

a girl stands up and says...

a) It is long and hard but no risk of pregnancy.
b) It protects against the danger of HIV/AIDES.
c) It is absolutely confidential..

[Papu]

Papu to call centre:

My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Papu:
I can't see ur computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer

Papu:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer
Ok
double click on it

Papu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer...?

Officer:
Double click on ur computer

Papu:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer":-

Papu:
Tell me where is ur house. I'll come there and click on ur "My Computer"

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[Papu]

[giovanni_37]

smile is good for life

[Papu]

Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!!

Was the Whatsapp Server down today...

Wife : No

Husband : (surprised !!!)

Wife : I lost my phone charger,

had to put things in place to look for it...

[Papu]

Ek Aadmi ki kisi dusre shahar me nokri lagi,

Waha pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi ko email kar du,

Galti se wo email kisi or ke paas chala gaya,

Jis k paas gaya wo aurat apne husband ko dafna ke aayi thi

or email padthe hi behosh ho gayi.

Email kuch yu tha:-
Begam !!
Me yaha khairiyat se pahunch gaya hu,

Yaha inter net ki sahuliat bi hai,

Tum udas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne paas bula lunga.