For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

A tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in Dubai and orders a top floor suite.
The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression, he asked her:
You said their will be a free wife in every room why I have not got mine.
The receptionist says, "It is Wi-Fi sir, not wife."

[Papu]

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK..!!

Boy: Will you marry me ?
Girl: Do you have a house ?
Boy: No but…

Girl: Do you have a BMW car ?
Boy: No but…

Girl: How much is your salary ?
Boy: No salary but..

Girl: No but.. You have nothing.
How can I marry you?
Just leave me, please!

* GIRL GOES AWAY *

Boy: *talking to himself*

I have one Villa,
3 plots,
3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche,


Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW ?
How can I get the salary when
actually I’m the BOSS ?

[Papu]

[Papu]

[Papu]

Boy - I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad .....
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....
& I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Dekh na please, kahi toh adjust karle?

[Papu]

pathan kitny aqal mand hain

[-=UMARZAIN=-]

GREAT PAPU

[Papu]

Wife: (shouting)
Stop watching porn,
I can hear it in the kitchen!
Husband:
I'm not,
it's Aisam Ul Haq Vs Sania.
I'm watching tenni

[Papu]

Babuji arz karte hain..


Where do u see MANGOES?


Mango tree?
No


Fruit shop?
No


Maaza?
No


Then?


Ans. Jahan Jahan beautiful woman goes


Piche-Piche
MAN GOES

[Papu]