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								by Papu   »  15 Nov 2013, 2:28 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: 
 
    Sindhi se: 
 
    Q: Taleem 
    A: B.A 
 
    Q: Pakistan kab bana? 
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. 
 
    Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? 
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. 
 
 
    Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. 
 
 
    Pathan se: 
 
    Q: Naam? 
    A: B.A 
 
    Q: Kab Paida huwe? 
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. 
 
    Q: Baap ka Naam? 
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain 
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  16 Nov 2013, 6:29 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by -=PKSTARS=-   »  16 Nov 2013, 1:48 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
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								by Papu   »  17 Nov 2013, 9:09 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy? 
 
Punjabi: Nai yar. 
 
Pathan: or travi parote? 
 
Punjabi: Mushkil hy. 
 
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy? 
 
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai 
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  25 Nov 2013, 8:40 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati
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Papu: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua Hai
 
          
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  01 Dec 2013, 7:15 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki, 
Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda, 
uska ghussa aise nikla.. 
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Pedaishi Error, 
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Virus k Bachey, 
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Excel ki currupt file 
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1 Click Marungi to 
Zameen Se Delete Ho k Qabar Me 
Install Ho Jayega.! 
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  02 Dec 2013, 8:15 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. 
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. 
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga 
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai 
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  16 Dec 2013, 2:24 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			Pathan Ek larki se “I love you” 
 
Larki:”tameez se baat karo” 
 
Pathan: 
“Bismillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem, 
With due respect I beg to say that I love you.
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  17 Dec 2013, 2:57 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے 
اور کہا: 
ڈاکٹر: مجھے ایک عجیب بیماری ہوگئی ہے 
میں روز خواب میں گدھوں کا فٹ بال میچ دیکھتا ہوں 
 
ڈاکٹر نے انکو دوائی لکھ کر دیدی۔ 
 
سردار: ڈاکٹر صاحب یہ دوائی میں کل سے شروع کرونگا؟ 
 
ڈاکٹر: آج سے کیوں نہیں شروع کر رہے؟ 
 
سردار: وہ اصل میں آج انکا فائنل میچ ہے نا۔ 
			
			
									
						
	
		
	
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Papu   »  28 Dec 2013, 1:50 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			A boy snd sms to his girl frnd : 
Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u 
send me ur photo? 
its really very urgent. 
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Girl: But why dear ? 
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Boy: We are playing card's 
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I have lost my "QUEEN".......