Good Jokes

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[Papu]

teacher asked student to write 55.
student asked: How ?
teacher said it is simple just write 5 then beside it another 5.

student wrote 5 and then stopped.
teacher: what are waiting for ?
student: I don't konw which side to write the 5 !!

[Papu]

Sardar wife:
If I died, so you get married.


Wife:
I would not want to live with my sister.


Wife:
If I died, so you get married.


Sardar:
I'll also stay with your sister.

[Papu]

Engineer:" Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
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Friend:" Kyon

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Engineer:" 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..

[Papu]

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

[Papu]

[Papu]

Wife: Where are you?

Husband:

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I'm at Bank...

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Wife:

Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new
cosmetics...

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Husband:

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Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank,

KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON

[Papu]

Teacher in Class: What is the difference between Problem & Challenge?

Dodi: 3 Boys + 1 Girl on a bed = Problem
3 Girls + 1 Boy on a bed = challenge.