A Policeman grabs a thief and taking him to Police station.
The thief knows that the policeman is addicted to cigarettes so he plans to fool the policeman.
While on the way,
the thief asks:
Would you like to have a smoke?
Policeman: Certainly, but I do not have cigarettes.
Thief: I can go and buy cigarettes, you please wait here.
The thief goes to buy cigarettes and runs away.
After some days,
the policeman catches the same thief again,
and he is on the way to police station.
The thief plays the trick and asks:
Would you like to have a smoke?
Policeman: Certainly,
but I do not have cigarettes.
Thief: I can go and buy cigarettes,
you please wait here.
Policeman: Last time you fooled me,
but this time you cannot.
Now I will go to buy cigarettes,
you wait here.
A Guy Searching These Keywords On Google
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"How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"Pakistani Lagty Ho..."
maa bety say mery joty doond dooo beta ek min..... and he write on google mery maa kay joty khaan hay google result.... teri maa da nokar nahi apy labb
Girl: I m having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..
