Good Jokes

[Papu]

Girl and Boy talking on the phone*

Girl: what ? why did you call ? it's midnight ..

Boy: babe., i have to tell you something..important

Girl: so, why in this kind of time ? there's still morning .,

Boy: I did not,I just want to talk to you ..

Girl: your so sweet..ok what is it ?

Boy: i'm ending this relationship as GF & BF

Girl: why ? ( crying )

Boy: because i'm starting to love you as my wife ..
will you marry me ....

[Papu]

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..

Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:

'Beta

Student ho?

Prhte ho?'

Bacha : 'Nhi Kanjar hun,

uniform mein mujra krnay jata hun'

[Papu]

Papu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya.

Papu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li:P

Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the?

Papu: nahin to.

Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Papu: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai..

[Papu]

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

[awan2]

good jocks

[Papu]

Honeymoon

On their first night, both husband and wife claimed to be a virg*n.


Wife : '' Honey, are you sure you are a virg*n? If this is your first time, why are you doing so well?''


Husband : '' If this is your first time, how you know that I'm doing so well...?"

[Papu]

[Muzaffar Gabol]

[Papu]

The First 3 Years of Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

[Papu]

You are so cute,


just a second,

don't misunderstand.


Cute means:


C-Creating.


U-Useless.


T-Troubles.


E-Everywhere.