JOKES

[Papu]

Ek Murgi Ne Baaz Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaz Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Abu Ji Ki zidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

[Papu]

Ek Aadmi Bus Driver Se Puchhta Hai: “Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte Ho ?”
Bus Driver: “24 Ghante”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arrey Wo Kese ?”
Bus Driver: “12 Ghante Is Bus Mein, Doosre 12 Ghante Biwi Ke Bus Mein“

[Papu]

1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..

Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .

Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .

Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? .

Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .

Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya..

[Papu]

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

[Papu]

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

papu: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

[Papu]

1st : Jaldi pi yar, coffee thandi ho jayegi.
2nd : To kya hua?
1st : Bewakuf menu card padha...
HOT COFEE Rs.5. & COLD COFFEE Rs.20.

[Papu]

Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,

Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha

Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa husband Chahiye?”

Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye”

Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?”

Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge”

Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?”

Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge”

Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue papu Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.

papu: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“

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