Indian English

[Papu]

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow The Italian was first :



"I wake up in the morning. I see the Yellowsun see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next :



" I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow Banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink Panther on TV.
Last was the Indian :



"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone " green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say "
Yellow......!"