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ایک بار ایک شوہر کو اس کی بیوی نے پوچھا کہ اگر میں 4 پانچ دن کے لئے نظر نہ آؤں تو پھر آپ کو کیسا لگے گا؟
شوہر نے یکدم خوشی سے کہا "اچھا لگے گا"
پھر۔۔۔
پیر کو بھی بیوی نظر نہ آئی،
منگل کو بھی بیوی نظر نہ آئی،
بدھ کو بھی بیوی نظر نہ آئی،
جمعرات کو بھی بیوی نظر نہ آئی،
اور آخر کار جمعہ کو جب آنکھوں کی سوجن کم ہوئی تو پھر تھوڑی تھوڑی نظر آنے لگی...
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Convincing a Woman


If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.
And ultimately....

If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!
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Chinese Products


A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.

At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"

A family member pulled her aside and asked, "What did you know?"
She replied, "That, Chinese products don't last long!!!"
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Pathan or ammi ko khansi...
Pathan: tumhara ammi ka khansi kaisa hai
Dost : khansi to ruk gai hai lekin sans atak atak kar ati hai
Pathan : koi baat nhi Allah kare ga wo b ruk jaey ga.
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Pathan ne Puri Dunya Se 1 Sawal Kia Ke 4 Ko 5 K Beech mein Likh Kar Dikhao.
Chines Ne Kaha: Joke
Japanes: Impossible
USA: Wrong Question
Indian: Foolish Question
PATHAN Bola: Bohat Aasaan
Us Ne Likh Kar Dikha Dia,
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World Shocked:-O
PATHAN Rocked;-) smile emoticon
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چلے تو تھے
دوستوں کی مکمل قافلہ لے کر ؛
پر کچھ ' جدا ' ہو گئے اور کچھ
'خدا ' ہو گئے ؛
کچھ ' گمشدہ ' ہو گئے تو کچھ
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' شادی شدہ ' ہو گئے.
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مہیش بھٹ کی بیٹی اليا بھٹ اور وجے ماليا کا بیٹا سدھارتھ ماليا دونوں شادی کرتے ہیں تو ؛ اليا بھٹٹ- " اليا ماليا " ہو جائے گی اور ان کا بچہ ہو گا " دھماليا " اور بچے کا دادا ہے " دیوالیہ ".
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