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ﺍﯾﮏ ﭨﯿﭽﺮ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﭘﯿﭙﺮ ﭼﯿﮏ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮐﺎﻡ ﺑﮩﺖ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺗﮭﺎ ۔ ﺍﻧﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ
ﮨﺎﺗﮫ ﺑﭩﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺑﯿﮕﻢ ﮐﻮ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺑﭩﮭﺎ ﻟﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﭽﮫ
ﭘﯿﭙﺮ ﭼﯿﮏ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺎ ۔ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﯿﮕﻢ ﮐﮯ ﭼﯿﮏ ﮐﯿﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﭘﯿﭙﺮﺯ ﭘﺮ
ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﻈﺮ ﮈﺍﻟﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﭨﯿﭽﺮ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﯿﭙﺮ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﺑﮯ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ
ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﺳﮯ ﭼﯿﺦ ﺍﭨﮭﮯ ۔
ﺑﯿﮕﻢ ﺍﺱ ﻃﺎﻟﺐ ﻋﻠﻢ ﮐﻮ ﺗﻢ ﻧﮯ ﺳﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺳﻮ ﺩﺱ ﻧﻤﺒﺮ ﺩﮮ
ﺩﯾﮯ ؟ ۔ ﯾﮧ ﺗﻮ ﺍﻧﮕﺮﯾﺰﯼ ﮐﺎ ﭘﺮﭼﮧ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺍﻧﮕﺮﯾﺰﯼ ﮐﺎﭘﺮﭼﮧ ﺑﺎﻟﮑﻞ
ﺻﺤﯿﺢ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﻮ ﻧﻤﺒﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﮯ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺗﻢ ﻧﮯ ﺗﻮ
ﺳﻮ ﺳﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﻧﻤﺒﺮ ﺩﮮ ﺩﯾﮯ
ﺑﯿﮕﻢ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺘﺎﻧﺖ ﺳﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ : ﻭﮦ ﺗﻮ ﭨﮭﯿﮏ ﮨﮯ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺩﺱ ﻧﻤﺒﺮ
ﺍﺱ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺩﯾﮯ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﺍﺱ ﻃﺎﻟﺐ ﻋﻠﻢ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﺳﻮﺍﻝ ﮐﺎ
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻟﮑﮭﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺟﻮ ﭘﯿﭙﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﮭﺎ ﮨﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ۔
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ﺍﯾﮏ ﮐﻤﭙﻨﯽ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻨﯿﺠﺮ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺩﻭﭘﮩﺮ ﮐﺎ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺎ ﮐﮭﺎ ﮐﺮ ﻟﻮﭨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺑﮍﮮ
ﺍﭼﮭﮯ ﻣﻮﮈ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﮭﮯ۔ ﺍﻧﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ ﭘﻮﺭﮮ ﺍﺳﭩﺎﻑ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻼ ﮐﺮ ﭼﺎﺭ ﻟﻄﯿﻔﮯ
ﺳﻨﺎﺋﮯ۔ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﮐﮯ ﺳﻮﺍ ﺳﺐ ﻟﻮﮒ ﻗﮩﻘﮩﮯ ﻟﮕﺎﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﮯ۔ ﻣﻨﯿﺠﺮ ﻧﮯ ﭼﻮﻧﮏ
ﮐﺮ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﺳﮯ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ۔ ” ﻧﺎﺯﺵ ! ﺗﻢ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ﺟﺲ ﻣﺰﺍﺡ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﯾﺎ ﻟﻄﯿﻔﮯ
ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁﺋﮯ؟“ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﺑﻮﻟﯽ ” ﻣﻨﯿﺠﺮ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ! ﻣﺠﮭﮯ
ﮨﻨﺴﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﺕ ﻧﮨﯿﮟ ﮨﮯ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﮐﻞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﯾﮧ ﻧﻮﮐﺮﯼ ﭼﮭﻮﮌ ﮐﺮ ﺟﺎ ﺭﮨﯽ
ﮨﻮﮞ۔
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A girl was taken by her boyfriend called her nephew ;
Girl : my uncle called me.
Child: You name?
Girl : Tell your uncle 's call her sweetheart
In reply he said baby girl fainted on hearing -
He said Masumiyt :
But on mobile bundle is then written Kcrewali
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