A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
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Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29
minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how
loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For
Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……
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Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website.
You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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The sweetest msg -
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
