My New Neighbour

[Papu]

My New Neighbour

She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my path. She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looked at me & said, "Colin, I just got home, & I am so happy! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, & make love all night long! Are you busy to-night?”

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

[***MAQSOOD***]

Have a nice job.