For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.


Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”


Girl Friend: “No”


Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”


Girl Friend: “I Say No”


Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”


Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”


Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”


Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On facebook

[Papu]

A woman was telling her friend, "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire."

[Papu]

[Papu]

When a woman says, 'What?',
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it's not because she didn't hear you.
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She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

[Papu]

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

[Papu]

دنیا کا سب سے خطرناک جادو کہاں ہوتا ہے؟
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بیوٹی پارلر میں
جاتی کوئی اور ہے آ تی کوئی اور ہے

[Papu]

Pappu School der se pahuncha..
TEACHR-Do U Know Value of Periods,
Yes madem,
1bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to Uski Maa
Behosh,Bap Ko Atack,Or mera bhai Farrar.

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

[Papu]

Baat aage badhane ke liye


3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
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Madam: So sweet.
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Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?
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Madam: Kyun?
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Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
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Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
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Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Text padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

[Papu]

Please pass this msg to all friends
and help me.
I am patient
Blo0d gr0up (AB+)
Urgently need
2 b0ttels
Of
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Marinda and C0ke
with 1 large piza plz help me...