For the Morning Smile

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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!"

Lady ne paise de diye...
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Bhikhari jane laga tabi...
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Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..!
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Bhikhari:- Car Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya...
"Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!"

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Girl:
Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karty Ho?
Boy:
Main Tum Se Bohat Pyar Karta Hon
Girl:
Phir Bhi Kitna.?
Boy:
Yun Samjho K Main Mobile Hon Aur Tum Meri Sim Ho
Tumhary Bagher Main Baykar Hon
Girl:
Oh How Sweet.
I Love U 2 so much.
Boy;-)dil Me Bola)
Ennu ki Pata China da Mobile 4 Sim wala v honda Wa.
Hahahahaha

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A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

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Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe thae

Husband - Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli -
Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neende churayi thi unke baare me kya khayaal hai ??

Husband - Keh to raha hoon,
jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.


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[Papu]

Too Many People At A Party


At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.


Then her husband got an
Idea. He turned to the crowd of the guests and said, "Will everyone from the bride's
Side of the family stand up please?..


About 20 people stood.


Then he asked, "Will everyone from the groom's side of the family stand up please?"


About 25 people stood up.


Then he smiled and said, "Will everyone who stood please LEAVE... This is a 'Birthday Party'!!!"