Good Jokes

[m_saleeM]

[m_saleeM]

[Papu]

[Papu]

Husband’s Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.

Teena brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head though very strong,

will not have any serious or lasting injury.

But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and

they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response:
Who is Teena?

[Papu]

[Papu]

[m_saleeM]

R A Papu bhai kun bechare shoroon k peche pere ho yaaaar

[open_hearted35]

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

i also try it...!!! ha ha ha ha....!!!

[Papu]

[Papu]

Papu failed in the final Law Exam decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Papu : Sir, Can I ask you one question?

Professor: Yes.

Papu : If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.

Professor agreed.
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Papu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs pondered but couldnt think of an answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.

He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.

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Professor behosh.....