joke

[Papu]

Language we speak at home
is called Mother Tongue,
Not Father Tongue...
Why?

Simple

BCOZ:father is not allowed
to speak at home.

[Papu]

Papu was lying on beach,
.
American : R u
Relaxing ?
.
Papu : No i m Pappu .
Anothr American : R u relaxing ?
.
Papu: No I m Papu
.
Another American : R u relaxing? .
Papu : No (Shouting) I m Pappu...
Papu left that place in anger
Then
Papu asks one American
lying nearby, R u relaxing ? .
American : Yes.......
.
.
.
Papu slaps him & says,Haramkhor sab
tujhe dhund rahe hai aur
tu yeha pada hai

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

Aik Larka or larki Ghoomny Gaiy, Ak Pahaar k Nazdeek Pohnch Kr Larka Bola :
Ye Wo Pahaar Hai Jahan Jo Apna Nam Pukarta Hai tu Badlay me Pahaar Us Ke Lover Ka Name Pukarta ha. .
Larki : Waooow..
Larka:
(ounchi awaz me Pukarta hai):
'Arslan'
(Pahaar se awaz aie) :
Aashiii...
Aashiii...
Aashiii...
Larki Ye Sun Kr Bohut Hi Khush Hui . .

Phir Larki Ne Ounchi Awaz Me Pukara:
Aashiii...

Pahaar Se Awaz Aie:_
Asad, Junaid,
Hussain, Usman,
Danish, Kashif,
Rehan, Shoaib,
Zain, Saleem,
Zeeshan, Yasir,
Bilal,Kamran,
Nawaz, Waqar,
Wasim, Umer, Farooq,
Tehseen, Akram,
Anjum, Shehzad,
Nabeel, Asif, Faisal,
Kamran, Javaid, Aslam,
Hasrat, Mehran,
Shehbaz, Majad,
Waheed, Inam, Fahad,
Ayub, Saqlain, Faiz,
Amer, Sajad, Ashraf,
Imran, Faizan, Yasir,
Yaqub, Hanif, Nizam,
Shahid, Mazhar, Tariq,
Furqan, Yaseen,
Tahir, Misbah, Amir,
Yameen, Ebad,
Mudassar, Atif, Zahor,
Nadeem, Inayait,
Kamran, Ahmad, Nabeel, Ali, Shoukat,
Riaz, Rizwan, Sagar,
Arslan, Faizan.

[umerfarooq]

Shaadi-shuda ladies ka seminar chal raha tha.
Unse puchha gaya, Aapne apne Husband ko...? I Love You?
last kab bola hai?
Kisi ne kaha aaj, kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle Aur Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Wife apne Husband ko Mobile se ?I Love You? Message karo abhi, Jiska sabse accha reply aayega
use Surprise Gift Milega?
Sab wives ne ?I Love You? msg kar diya aur

Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye?
1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek ho na?
.
2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???
.
3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahi chali gayi ???
.
4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai Kya ???
.
5) Kya Matlab ???
.
6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?
.
7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???
.
8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???
.
9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!

10) Aaj phir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????

11) aaj phir koi ghr kaa kaam nhi kroga
,
Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply yeh tha....



12) Kaun???

[m_saleeM]

کسی نے ایک شادی شدہ آدمی سے پوچھا
آپ شادی سے قبل کیا کرتے تھے ؟
اس کی آنکھوں میں آنسو آگئے
۔
۔
۔
۔
ٹھنڈی آہ بھر کر بولا
۔
۔
۔
۔
۔
میرا جو دل کرتا تھا

[Papu]

[= amir=ali]

Very nice update......

[umerfarooq]

[Papu]

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]