For the Morning Smile

[Papu]

[Papu]

And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................

) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

=

Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

[Papu]

[Papu]

A young man went to his father one day
to tell him that he wanted to
get married. His father was happy
for him. He asked his son
who the girl was, and he told him that it was
Pamela,
a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son,
"I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is
your sister, but please don't tell your mother."

The young man again
brought 3 more names to his father but
ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides
to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married
but all the girls that I love,
dad said they are my sisters and I must not tell you.
" His mother smiling said to him,
"Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls.
You're not his son!"

[Papu]

ٹیچر : ان دو جملوں میں فرق کرو .
اس نے خودکشی کی .
اس کو خودکشی کرنی پڑی .
بچہ : پہلا بیروزگار تھا ، دوسرا شادی شدہ

[Papu]

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye….

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho,
BAARAT ambulance mein jaye,
SHAADI hospital mein ho,
PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye

Aur kya khoob ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye,
DULHAN ke gale mein haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
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Aur

maza to tab aye jab Doctor Shadi ke baad bole,
“NEXT PLEASE”!

[Papu]

جاپانی بسکٹ فیکٹری میں مشین نے ایک پیکٹ
خالی پیک کر دیا
۔
انھوں نے مسنگ چیک کرنے کے لئے
٦٠ ھزار ڈالر کی ایکسرے مشین
خرید لی ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
۔
۔
پاکستانی بسکٹ فیکٹری میں بھی ایسا ہوا تو انھوں نے
صرف ایک پیڈسٹل فین لگا دیا
تاکہ خالی پیکٹ
اڑ جائیں ۔۔۔۔۔۔
۔
۔
۔
۔
۔
۔
جینئس کون؟؟؟
۔؟؟
؟
؟
؟
؟
؟
جاپانی ؟
یا؟
پاکستانی؟؟؟؟

[Papu]

Papu shadi k agle din biwi ko peet raha tha.

Logo ne pucha to wo bola isne meri chai me taaviz milaya hai
muje bas me karne k liye.

Biwi rote hue gusse se boli-
O tea bag tha G....

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