Good Jokes

[Papu]

"SHARIF LADHKIYA" AUR "BHOOT"
EK jaise hote hai...!!
Kyonki inki baatein to sab karte h..
PAR..
AAJ TAK Dekha kisi ne nahi..

[Papu]

1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..

Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .

Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .

Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? .

Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .

Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya..

[Papu]

Girl in train: can i sit here.
Boy: it all urs.
Girl: can i tak some water.
Boy: my pleasure.
Girl: bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai.
Boy: mere baap ne mere dimaag me koiGPS fit nahi kiya hai
jaldi seat khali karo mujhe need Aa rahi hai..

[Papu]

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[Papu]

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ??
Crush.. ?? No! .
Crish.. ?? No! .
Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar! . . . .
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai 'TOD DE TOD DE,
SAB TOD DE, kuch baki mat rakh
janwar kahi ka...

[Papu]

Don't forget to look forward !

[Papu]

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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
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[Papu]

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The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!
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"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women.
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[Papu]

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Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
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wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats Checkmate.!
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Have a Good Day!

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